I’m about to cry
I didnt see that the cat didnt have an eye. I thought it was some badass emo cat and i was like awwwww yeah.
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck gold.
OH.MY.GOSH. I’m laughing so hard
this is very clever and I love it
You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?
it’s so cute!
Oh god I just can’t-
And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.like what even look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. are you smarter than a fifth grader? no I’m fucking not.
all right ms. shonda.
me when doing assignments
ON TUMBLR WE ARE REQUIRED TO POST THIS EVERY YEAR.
(i literally waited till midnight to post this)
i’ve missed this everytime for the past 4 years, i think it’s about time i reblog it